These days, it’s all about being connected. Why, you ask? Because hot babes don’t love you; they love what you’ve got. Be it Gmail, RSS feeds, YouTube, YTMND.com, Google Maps (the ladies froth at the mouth for this one in particular), whatever – you’ve got to have connections, son. You better believe a handsome internet user like myself (I prefer “e-stud”) has tons of said connections on the information super highway. Don’t believe me? Well, don’t take my word for it, check out my list of awesome links, d00dz (that’s internet lingo for ‘close-knit circle of friends’).
1.) Hells yeah, I have an e-mail account. What of it? Send all marriage proposals to plasticbagmode@gmail.com
2.) YouTube? I got that shiste on lock, broseph.
YouTube!
3.) I’m a photo fiend, brotha. Well, I have three albums. And two of them are repeats, technically, with alternating resolutions. Very impressive, anyway.
Flickr!
4.) Check out my softer side a la angsty and incomprehensible poetry:
Deviant Art!
Here’s the impressive part: none of those things are even tangible and all of those things were free, but still I’m a complete ladies’ man for each of those reasons. I just saunter up to hot chicks all the time and say, “Oh yeah babe, I’m on the internet”. It’s a good thing I work on biceps so often because often times I have to catch those hotties when they faint from me being so damn cool.
