Want to be as totally rad as I am? Yeah, okay, like that could happen. I don’t mean to disappoint but you didn’t seriously think I was about to spill my secrets, did you? Come on, be real. I guess if you want to attempt to reach the unattainable then you could start simple, say, getting yourself published on the interwebz. I put all of my coolest shaz on a little site that goes by the name of www.deviantart.com. Go ahead and try it out, see if it makes you any cooler. You’ll need it.
Getting Started on DeviantArt.com
1.) Listen jerk, you’re going to need to create an account first. Go to the main page and click “Not a member? Become a Deviant!” Don’t look so excited, you’re creeping me out.
2.) At least you can do that much. Now fill in the details, all the nitty-gritty. Come up with an extreme username like “xXKILLAB00BZ420Xx”. The x’s make the name waaay more extreme than without them. The all-caps is like you shouting your name in peoples’ faces. And everyone’s going to know you mean business citing illicit drug associations and favorable aspects of the female anatomy. Being a ‘killa’ definitely does not hurt.
3.) Word of (thrifty) advice: go for the free membership. Don’t put up any bones for some website you read about on some guy’s blog. Actually, go ahead and pay for it. It’s not my cash, right?
4.) Once you’re logged in, you can now upload your work to your profile for others to browser. Or you can do what I do and praise your own work on the daily. I’m so damn good, somebody’s got to remind me of that. Hey, it might as well be me.
5.) You can upload almost any form of media here on deviantart.com. Flash animation, games, wallpapers, shopped photos, goth poetry, etc. Click “Submit Deviation” and title your masterpiece.
6.) Upload that shizzle, man. Find it on your computer and slap it on up there.
7.) Comment on your own stuff (if you’re an egotistical douchebag). Put some keywords related to your work in there, you know, to make it easier for the average schmo to discover how amazing you are.
8.) Agree to the Submission Policy, and agree to the Terms of Service. After reading them, naturally.
9.) Submit that, son. Congratulations, you’re in.
10.) Wait for people to look at your stuff. Wait a long time. A loooooong time.
Or:
Instantly Become More Popular:
Step 1: Go outside.
F*ck yeah!
